Me to basically all otome game characters:

(now let's give a thanks to the random ass things i have saved in my camera roll.)

SLAP HIS BALD HEAD!!!!

can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]

[ID: a transparent image of columbo sitting down and doing a stretch with one leg. End ID]

I’m obsessed with ep 15 of ohshc not because of anything that actually happens in the episode but because hikaru seems to be wearing three tank tops the whole time

I’m captivated by his triple tank swag

okay I think there’s three possible options

1. three tank tops. weirdo.
2. two tank tops and one binder. still a weirdo but now he’s got transmasc swag.
3. one tank over TWO binders. not a weirdo, but his swag is revoked because of his unsafe binding practices.

one binder sandwiched between two tank tops. weirdo again

my argument for one binder sandwiched between two tank tops: the binder was causing sensory issues

transmasc AND autistic boy swag

Considering that the white straps are hanging out of the black layer I think it is absolutely tank top underneath a binder, but Hikaru needs to make it look like a fashion choice (tm) as opposed to hiding it under the straps.

he’s like if I wear my binder confidently enough no one will even realize what it is and you know what he’s right.

perfect boy .

dont play defense

I honestly think the original ah lads not again post is the funniest

I love how muppets walk I wish I could walk like that

Rescued otter learning to get over it's fear of water